Not in my wildest nightmares...

Saw this on a friend's blog.

Wow. I don't know what else to say. Just... wow.

for GG

t-shirt: embrace the funny

daru added:
front: embrace the funny...
back: poo is funny

The Farm Report

Through a sad event we lost a sheep, but we just got two more last weekend to keep 'ol faithful Gurt company.

They are Jacob sheep, some sources beleive they are the same breed held by Jacob of the Old Testament, they are white with brown/black spots and have 2 - 6 hornes. beautiful creatures, intersting personalities, low maintenence lawn mowers.
As a primitive breed they need little care but still have good fleece and reportably good meat (I should name our future lambs things like "mutton" and "haggus" just in case). -I'll get a picture of "Summer Storm" and "Shannon" up soon

We worked on our pasture expansion project today and will be buiding a chicken coop soon so that we can take care of ourselves! A garden is planned for the spring and our apples are tasty! Do you know if I can send you guys apples or cherries when they are in season? Our fruit is very tasty and we have more than we know what to do with.

Shaug and Amy: if the world gets gnarly and you need it, I'll send a breedable pair of sheep to your family's outpost down there :)

I love you all a lot and Basil and me(I) can't to see you all next month!

BJ wanted a picture, blame her

He did it again yesterday!!!

I think he doesn't like having to deal with a poopy butt any more than I do : )

Poo!

This afternoon Basil started being fussy; so, naturally, I thought he might have to go to the bathroom. I took him in and sat him on the toilet.

And lo! He grunted and let out a nice one!

His first toilet poo!!!

I was so proud, I thought you would be to.

christmas lists

Hi Spamily,

BJ and I were talking earlier today about how we can't believe Christmas is just around the corner...We need to start shopping soon, and she asked me for ideas. We thought it would be cool for everyone to edit this post and add their Christmas ideas to the mixture. Just edit the posting and republish it when you're done!

Hey, we need Mumsie and PostalKnight to add to this too this year!

Globe-Girl:
A healthy little boy
A Target giftcard.
Dog packs (2) like this one here. We want one dog to carry our picnic lunch, and the other doggie will carry all the baby diapers, etc.
Perry Mason Season 2 Volume 2 on DVD.
Bath towels in espresso brown.

B.:
- salt cellar from altonbrown.com
-A decorating tip set like this
-A cake decorating bag
-an ibrik
-cotton socks
-All Clad 8 inch fry pan
LamsonSharp 8 inch kitchen shears
-Handheld Kitchen Aid mixer

BJ:
Art: Graphic Tablet, medium (it'd be helpful for fine tuning my photo art), black or silver. I'd like scrapbooking stamps, inks, etc... since I'd like to finally start that journey...

Gifts: Costco Giftcard (for my photo-printing!), Old Navy giftcard.,
Cook's Illustrated subscription, wonderful baking/cooking tools measuring cups

Pampering: Tipton Charles Bath & Massage Oil in Grapefruit, I love this smell!, Satin Hands care kit by Mary Kay. Sunglasses.

Leisure: The Artemis Fowl Books, Open ended plane tix to WA for life. hehe :) Miss you!

Daru:

Healthy Family- yes, that includes all of you.
Smallville Season 6
To be B.'s coffee roasting apprentice

Pumpkin Pie:
Sweet Lovin'.

Safety: Safety proofing the house stuff, she'll be crawling soon! :) (toilet locks, outlet plugs, cord hiders, door knob things, etc...), a baby monitor - some good rated simple one

Eating Stuff: A safety food eater thingy, Baby Food Processor, baby spoons, baby bowls (to-go ones w/ lids), some glass baby food jars, snack cups, snack containers

Fun: froggy toy, finger puppets!, Turtle constellation nightlight, Cute things from Mahar Dry Goods site, Old Navy Gift card. :)
music fun: jazz for the kids, for the kids one, two, or three.

Swimming Stuff -(suit, floatation swimsuit, tiny swim diapers, a floatation baby thing like that or this, sunglasses, sunscreen, baby pool...) nothing specific, just ideas...


O'Shaug:
Cool t-shirts, XXL, like this.
Ooh, Scrabble Onyx. We already have regular Scrabble and travel scrabble, but this one's very cool. Okay, maybe that's silly because we already have it twice over.
Thanks, Mom & Scott! Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me....
Snazzy shoes, 13.
Foo Fighters: Skin and Bones, In Your Honor. Totally different, but either or both would be great! "Skin and Bones" is fantastic! Really skilled acoustic playing that goes from slow and beautiful to energetic rocking.
You could always check with Amy about this list I made for her.

shmamy:
An iron skillet & step-by-step instructions on how to make Brennan's crazy delicious ribeye steak . Thanks Soukups (& Brennan - recipe)! Best Steak Ever!!!

Squachy:
-subscription to Mother Earth News (only $10!)
-swains gift certificate
-a washboard (felting/music)
-Art easel/art supplies
-mortar and pestle and a Honey Pot (anything cool)
-Threepenny Opera
-yarn: wool/silk/hemp/combo
-ukulele
-cool movies (Kung Fu Hustle!)/music
-The Tassajara Bread Book
-fun skirts (at least knee length, still cool idea)

aaronbean:
*says he doesn't want anything, but these are things he's looking at:
-top of the list: money to go towards a really whiz-bang paintball gun he wants like this
-paintballs (box, or go in together on a case)
-tickets to a thunder paintball
-widdlin' set
-penny whistle

Mr. Miter Bevel Man
-humble begins of a college fund
-he's pretty good on toys, except a trike or a big wheel
-rain gear! (really, we're outside a lot and he goes on research trips with me- if you can find old rain gear, i can cut it up and make him some too)
-cute t-shirts (slender fit works great with him)
-Burley child bike trailer (or any sturdy/safe kid trailer weighing about 20 lbs)
here's an awesome one I found at Nashbar for only $79!!!

Ok. BJ sent me the funniest un-birthday card I've ever gotten...so I thought I'd share the joy!

-gg